One type curled under the blankets, he begins to caress the woman:
- Sorry dear, but tomorrow I have to go to the gynecologist, and want to be cool.
The type turns to the side, goes around in bed, and re-load:
- Look, and tomorrow you also have a dentist?



The boy arrives at a pharmacy and asks a very strong aphrodisiac:
- Do you know what, today is going out with two girls who are a Gandas perverts!
- Take this bottle then. You can take it early, it takes a while to take effect!
The next day, the boy appears at the pharmacy every party with a guy who could not sleep:
- Aiii, please give me a tie!
- Pro penis??
- No, pro arm, the girls did not show up!



- What is the height of confidence?
A: Two cannibals to make a 69.



Two friends discuss ways of making love:
- Sex and the Rodeo? Have you tried?
- The Rodeo Sex?! No. .. how?
- You put yourself on top of your wife, you start making love, and whisper in his ear: "That your perfume is equal to my secretary."
- And then?
- And then try to keep you on top of it, at least for five seconds ...



Romantic QB

SHE:
We've been married 20 years and never bought me a jewel ....

HE:
I did not know you sell that shit ..



I've never seen a description so precise ...

Paradise is the place where humor is British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Portuguese and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is the place where humor is German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Portuguese.



Calinas customer ...

MORE QUESTIONS HAVE scandal that far in the call center operators.

"My wife has not left the house waiting to come ride!"

"Good afternoon! Was to activate my disqualifying."

- "You have a computer?"
- "I'm okay ... but the bottom of the ladder! Is the water or the light?"


"Good morning, I want to have sex channel in my house ..."


"It was to see if had already motivated my tvbox!"

A client, "came here Atão ride my upstairs neighbor and I do not set up for me why??"


"It was just to give the GDP figures to cash in the bank."


A client: "I just wanted to say that I have already set up ... In fact, even now I just ride, and by chance I was very pleased ... I was really, what were to me right away without the channels. .. "


Technical screening:
Assistant: "Turn off and turn on the powerbox and should already be at work"
Clt: "I've done and gives nothing!"
Assistant: "After connecting the powerbox, which is that it has lights lit?"
Clt: The room and the kitchen, why, does interference? "



MOBILE SERVICE:


Mr. want me to remove the spark?

Look, just called to say that if one can call me leave a message, because now I'll turn off the phone.

I have no fax, is that I want to send me a fax letter.

Girl, I wanted my number did not appear in the mirrors of other mobile phones

Customer: Look, I wanted to change my tariff for Hamburger Life.

Assistant: You should call the service number to listen to your messages.
Customer: I call this number and ask to speak to whom?

Customer: I wonder if my number is conferencial or not ...

Assistant: What is the make and model of your equipment?
Customer: It is a 510 stainless steel.

Customer: What does this mean ... emergency calls?
Assistant: It means that the phone has no network lady this time and can only make emergency calls.
Customer: Oh, what a relief! I thought it was to call the hospital. I was distressed to think who that would be in emergencies.

Customer: I'm here with a problem on my phone ...
Assistant: What exactly is the situation?
Customer: It is not now remember the ping and what's worse is that I lost the pum ...

Assistant: What is the brand of your phone?
Customer: It's a ... It is a ... Brosch ...
Wizard: A Bosch 509?
Client: ... A Mostorbosch ...
Wizard: A Mitsubishi?
Customer: Yeah, a Masturbischi.



For it was there the employee's farm milking cows and washing Cleaning the barn when he came upon a modern milking machine.
Curious, he began to touch the machine until she sucked a finger.
Dirty mind, half freak, he soon put willie sucked into the machine and the machine like a madwoman. And he there, making that guy to orgasm pleasure. Quickly followed by a second orgasm. By the time he was pingolin get the machine where is it coming out?
He pulled and nothing.
And the sucking machine. And he pulled and nada.Desesperado, he begins to look for the button will put off that thing. And the sucking machine. Already tododescabelado he saw the plaque on the side:
"Automatic shut down TO FIVE LITERS."



The boy suddenly enters the room and sees his mother lying red-handed over the father.
- What are you doing, Mom?
- Oh ... dear ... well ... is that your father is very fat and I'm taking all the air inside it is ...
- No good, Mom! When you go to work, the lady next door will blow into the straw and fill it back again!